Utibe

An Utibe is a person that doesn’t really care about anything, he’s a very chill person. Utibe’s will do anything to see the people around them happy. Utibe’s act dumb but are really smart they jus do unnecessary things. Utibe’s know how ho dress they always like to stand out and look very flashy. Utibe’s can sometimes be cute but their attitude makes them ugly. Utibe’s also can find feelings deep inside of them for a certain person. They don’t trust anyone because of how many times they got their heart broken, Utibe’s are those type of niggas to get their heart broken and do females dirty till the day they die. But other than that Utibe’s are very smart, intelligent, heartless human beings.

utibe over there broke a girls heart.
“Dang bro”

by Beastboy24 November 25, 2018

utley

1. Noun - Having a very good eye or random ability for something not possessed by the average person 2. Noun - Looking out for someone else, especially in a small to moderate jam or a generally "clutch" situation.

1. Person one: "Ah if I had 25 more cents I could get a large coffee. I have a credit card on me, but they don't can't take it, so I'll just settle for a medium coffee and be tired all day.
Person two: (digs in pocket) "I got ya brah" (throws down an extra quarter on the counter)
Person one: "Good utley!"

2. Person one: "Shit man, I got another bogus ticket from the PPA"
Person two: "Screw it man, I can photoshop a picture and get you out of paying it."
Person one: "Good utley! Fuck the PPA!"

by Dr. Solid January 13, 2011

utilize

Utilize is a politically charged euphemism, meaning: 1. to induce a buzz; 2. to drink alcoholic beverages to get drunk. The politics is anti-populist, anti-bible-belt, and anti-middle America.

"I say. You know this does utilize well" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
"Come on and utilize another glass" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).

by Myself182 September 9, 2006

utility fantasy

The delusional belief that you can make use of something for which you have no knowledge or discipline to understand and utilize appropriately.

Utility fantasies on their own are quite normal and benign unless they are acted upon in which case the results can be detrimental to all relevant parties.

Common objects of a utility fantasy:

a law degree
a million dollars
an expensive camera
a powerful computer
a supercar
a beautiful woman
citizenship of a wealthier nation
chicken tikka masala

by thesheepherder July 1, 2015

Utieyintsoma

A name from the itesekiri tribes of Nigeria. Utieyintsoma means the child is the backbone of the family. Utieyins are usually good people who love peace, ambitious but God fearing. Utieyins are natural leaders with strong desires to help people around them grow,they only need to becareful not to be too emotional about the decisions they make, sometimes you need to choose yourself and your peace first.

I feel very much like utieyintsoma today.

by Truthful facts February 8, 2020

Utility Stick

When you perceive your dick for exactly what it is. A handy tool used for human reproduction. So you refer to it as such.

"Yeah, me and Jessica were both drunk as fuck last night when we screwed, I thought I wasn't gonna pull through, but luckily my utility stick got the job done."

"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."

by NeverLove-333 May 11, 2020

Utilities

The Greek God of Water, Electricity, and Gas.

On the first of every month we make a monetary sacrifice to Utilities so we may continue to bathe, cook, and have light.

by PuttinOnTheRetz July 7, 2020