national beat keely up day

national beat keely up is everyday

hey what day is it

national beat keely up day!

by Janis Smith January 29, 2021

National shut the hell up day

On January 10, we will all tell someone to shut the hell up

‘ yo ‘

‘ yeah? ‘

‘ shut the hell up ‘

‘ why? ‘

‘ because its national shut the hell up day ‘

by Sulsonoa November 10, 2021

National beat a bish up day

Do you always see that one girl/guy that you want to beat the absolute hell out of but you don't because you'll get "in trouble "and you don't want to ruin your reputation, Well on April 18 it's national beat a bish up day. Don't be shy, go for it!

GIRL/GUY- *Trips with shoe in front of everyone*
YOU- Its National beat a bish up day shouldn't have done that today *Starts Slapping and punching*:) <3

by anonymous February 17, 2021

National Beat Your Bitch Up Day

January 21st, is national beat your bitch up day.

“Remember to beat your girlfriend up on January 21st it’s national beat your bitch up day”

by Shanghugh October 21, 2020

i got ups in my day-z's

usually spoken by gays or homosexuals meaning that they have a foreign object in their ass

Dude, yesterday I got ups in my day-z's. It felt so good.

by moslinda poik May 12, 2008

Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day

Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.

Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.

by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012

Dress up as an Eshay day

On November 16 dress up as an Eshay and strut your way into the nearest drug dealer hangout. Make sure to wear your TNS and adidas striped T-shirt’s. Pop pingas and get into fights with random 12 year olds.

“Oi look at these eshays, careful they might roll ya”
Eshay: “Oi cunts what size ya foot”
#November 16 - Dress up as an Eshay day

by getspissedonatconcerts November 2, 2019