up your ass and around the corner

person 1: where's my ipod
person 2: up your ass and around the corner

oh now i found my ipod

to hide something and say where it is known as up your ass and around the corner

by laughingcat1963 December 11, 2007

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay

"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton

by LxmonSage July 3, 2021

Got the whole tree up your ass

Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.

You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!

by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020

banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.

I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!

by NiborB524 September 23, 2016

Jesus Christ up the asshole

Someone so religious that they would take Jesus' dick up the asshole if the bible said so.

Dude your girlfriend would take Jesus Christ up the asshole before you.

by John OHHH YEAH January 25, 2009

assin up the place

stinky, filthy lazy and of general poor hygiene who's room smells like feet and ass.

That dude just lays around all day assin up the place.

by wayneissims November 22, 2016

assed up from the calves up

used to describe a woman (usually) hu has a saggy arse.

boy 1: man! that hoe sho is assed up from the calves up!

boy 2: fligga is talking crazy. mo fo has some bitchin arse. i'd sho like to slap up, slap down and slam on that!

boy 1: fo shizzle!

by xTruth_Hurtsx May 18, 2007