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Twonk

A twonk is a twink who is also a wonk. They love policy and tiny underwear. A common stereotype about twonks is that they're all just a bunch of Ezra Klein looking motherfuckers grinding around in thongs listening to social security reports.
Gary is such a twonk! He's always grinding around in tiny underwear listening to social security reports.
by honkytwonk July 1, 2018
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twonk

nick jonas is a twonk
by br*h September 15, 2019
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Twonk

I can’t believe you’ve done that again you twonk
by Tomfoolery11 May 10, 2022
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twonk

The past tense way of describing someone who was in a tweaking state.
"Yeah Dave was off his twonk about that fight"
by Роотег May 10, 2021
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twonk

Kaitlyn why are you being such a twonk !
by elizabethandgeorgia13 August 28, 2021
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Twonk

A twonk is a fat dwarf that has no dad and suck his/her mums dry minge
For example. Graydon couldn't find his dad, he's such a twonk
by Smart man Samuel December 8, 2021
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Twonk

gay twink but too old or too big to be twink or too young to be daddy and too light to be bear. something between twink and daddy bear
by jp2gmd May 19, 2023
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