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turtling

when you go to take a shit but you dont finish and you end up walking around making it hard to walk normally
im sorry ma i cant come downstairs

ma: jimmy are you okay?
no ma why dont you get me some laxitives
ma: youre turtling again arent you
i said no mom im not turtling i just need some laxitives
ma: no your turtling
all i wanted was some laxies just one laxy
by fat nickle berry September 17, 2025
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turtling the crack

Anal sex with a condom on. The condom is a protective shell.
"Bro, were you rawdogging her last night?"
"No way man, I was turtling the crack!"
by Your_WorstNightmare_ November 24, 2025
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Ninja Turtling

Wearing socks with thong slippers a.k.a. "flip-flops"
I was ninja turtling the fuck out of my boyfriends locals when I went to da stow earlier .
by curriedkitty May 21, 2017
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Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.
by extremesledding December 20, 2021
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Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.
by extremesledding December 20, 2021
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Dirty Turtling

Verb: pushing a turd in and out of your börthole, for sexual gratification. The unholy perversion of "turtling"
Don't make eye contact with Bella. She's been dirty turtling in the corner for the better part of an hour
by suninnovember January 2, 2024
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Sigma Turtling

When you bring yourself to the edge of a climax while simultaneously holding in a poop then release the load and turd at the same time and reach a Nirvana-like state of being
"Hey bro, last night I was totally Sigma Turtling to Oprah Winfrey!"
"Sweet bro!"
by DoctaPurp July 10, 2024
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