Turds With Friends

(n.) The act of playing Words With Friends while on the toilet.

Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!

by Anthony Willy July 26, 2012

turntski

any type of drunk; especially a happy drunk.

“wow! i am very turntski right now! especially after that punch...”

by magison123 April 19, 2018

penny turds

little turds in the shape of a penny ,you want these ones to come out rite side up or else your bung holw will feel like its ripping peanuts out!

Christ look at all those PENNY TURDS floating in the shiter, come in here and look at these if they were pennys i would have a dollar.

by Tyler Barron January 28, 2005

Tire Turds

The small piles of mucky snow left behind, in parking spaces, when the snuck is loosed from a vehicle's wheel well.

Must be warming up, there's tire turds everywhere, in this parking lot.

by krevWon January 19, 2011

chron turismo

when ur high and u zone out while driving exceeding the speed limit by a vast number

ohh man phil u just did an 80 in a 40 mile zone "dude he cant hear you hes in chron turismo"

by chris heedo June 12, 2008

gran turismo

Greatest game to ever come out. period.

best game ive ever played. and still play

by GT addict February 22, 2005

turdstile

The anus. It is also know as the butthole, fecal dispenser, cigar cutter, the moist, poop chute, crap cooker, colon, fartbox, shit lips, sphincter, ol' crusty, etc.

Dude, I have to pass a loaf so bad that I can hear it. If I don't get to the toilet soon it will slide past the turdstile.

by JEUNT December 4, 2010