tumnus

Mr. Tumnus is a riotous fellow, in addition to the chronicles of Narnia fellow. True, Lewis Carrol did mention the words long ago, but today's Mr. Tumnus is a go-getter. He has a son, a job, and drove a Trans Am with a 455 V8 in college. Often seen kicking ass and taking names, Mr. Tumnus co-invented drive-by groans, spew, smoking out of Presto cups, and a managerie of tricks awesome to behold. He is truly a one of kind American icon

Mr. Tumnus is our friend, he has rules, but they will bend.

by Bob September 18, 2004

spanish turnstyle

An act of love between two adults wherein the aroused male gently places himself into his partner's "business" while the partner swings their legs in the air like they just don't care. NOTE: Must be looking at a coffee table book about Spain while this is happening.

Guy, I totally did a Spanish Turnstyle with her. It was so good I wept.

by Beltloop Jones June 7, 2005

tumnus

taken from the chronicles of narnia, the lion, witch and the wardrobe. mr tumnus a half human, half goan man (faun) being divided at the pube line. when a mans pubic line is showing over ill fitting trousers, including pelvis lines this is known as his tumnus.

'look at bens tumnus!'

by mat'n'dave May 28, 2004

Turkus McGurkus

Someone from Turkey or part of a Turkish-speaking population. The most wonderfully Seussical racist slur you can get.

To your right you will see a Turkus McGurkus. These critters are pink, small, and have tails.

by kek! August 10, 2007

Turnish

1. A boy, often named Paul, who has poor writing. Usually, a "turnish" will write in all caps making it difficult to decipher maps they have constructed.

2. A grandmother's name for her grandson.

1. "Oh, you silly turnish! I can barely read these notes you gave me."

2. "Turnish, my love, why don't you ever give your grandmother a call?"

by DaynaGal February 20, 2009

Turnstile Leech

Someone (usually a black guy) who hangs around the subway turnstiles pretending to "check the balance" on his blank Metrocard that he probably found in the garbage-uses this as an excuse to loiter near the turnstiles-asks everyone who comes along if they can help him out with whatever

Hey look at the turnstile leech pretending he's checking his Metrocard balance. I ain't giving him shit!

by Wacky Rich September 22, 2014

As The Coffin Turns

Said smuggly or sataricly when discussing the drama in the gothic scene

Rachael broke up with Cinder, now Cinder won't come out of his apartment, I'm really worried about him, he just plays the Cruxshadow cover of "Here Comes The Rain Again" over and over and over... But anyway, Rach says that Cinder cheated on her with Alize, but Alize I know didn't do that, because we were having sex that night, so it couldn't have been Cinder and Alize. Personally I think it's just because Alize didn't invite Rach, but rather Cinder to the Bauhaus concert way back in 1996 durring the Gotham tour, but they weren't even dating back then, so I don't really know what her problem is.

As the coffin turns I guess...

by zoey April 11, 2004