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when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.
In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"
by tallman83 November 21, 2010
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Turned Out

The original expression, "turned out" meant this: having become addicted to a sex act (even normal sexual intercourse), generally by ONE person. A practiced pimp (or, for that matter, a madam) will "turn out" a new prostitute by virtually addicting her to even normal sexual intercourse.

A woman can "turn out" a man if she is particularly gifted in love-making (knows ALL the tricks, and has sufficient time to work them into the man's system). It's all recorded in the skin and the organs. Remember: it's about ADDICTION.

Deviant acts can also cause the addiction. This is why socialists say that child molesters never get that out of their system.
That bitch done fucked Leroy up, man! He's turned out! He can't even LOOK at another bitch now! That bitch got his MIND, man! I TOLD his ass to stay away from that ghetto hoochie. The bitch fucked the SHIT out of him. She's a PRO!!
by Lifeguard June 30, 2008
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turned out

prison slang for a person who was turned gay in prison
Jack liked girls before he got turned out in prison.
by prison linguist May 30, 2004
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turdedness

An expression of the word turd in a verb form. When something is turded it can be closely described as being crapped on. Turdedness however goes a step further and expresses the shittiness of a situation or action. Can be used in the same context as craziness.
"You won't believe the turdedness I had to deal with today. A cop wrote me a ticket for going 2 km over the limit!"
by sumerwine January 28, 2010
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Turned Over

Turn/Turned Over - Beating a video game so badly the game stopped working.

Origin: While the references to video games started in the early 80's the term originally comes from when pinball and other arcade machines used a mechanical score counters which would "Turn over" back to all zeros when the score was maxed out. When digital counters became the norm the term came to mean beating the game until it stopped working.
"Did you hear? Bobby finally Turned Over Cosmic Avenger!"
by Galvamel June 9, 2018
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Left Turned Tab

A Left Turned Tab is a beer can with a tab on it to which you simply mark you beer by turning the tab all the way left creating a Left Turned Tab. This method is usually seen being used by professionals only so please turn your tabs at your own risk.
I have to use the restroom. I'm going to mark my beer by using the Left Turned Tab method since I see Johnny already crushed his in and I can't just hold it in my hand because I need both hands to use the restroom.
by Packman314 November 30, 2019
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noses are permanently turned up

people from chicago have noses which are permanently turned up, its just how they roll...
chicagoan's noses are permanently turned up
by CJ sji July 7, 2010
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