Amber Turd

A steaming, stinking pile of 💩 disguised as a human. Will 💩 in the bed of anyone who upsets her.

Don’t upset me or I will Amber Turd in your bed

by Verdict is in June 3, 2022

Amber Turd

Amber Turd:
Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.

I woke up in jail with pinkeye because my wife gave me the Amber Turd

by Dr Brown Eye June 15, 2022

Dry Land Turd

When you take a shit in the toilet that is so massive the majority of it is out of the water.
This could happen too if you were in a porta potty and it is so full your shit never touches the water.

Hey I just took a shit that was so big it was a Dry Land Turd

by olive man July 13, 2015

Turd Merger

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009

Win da turd

"Win the third period" with a French accent. A phrase spoken by Vancouver Canucks winger Alex Burrows, who was doing color commentary while rehabbing his shoulder.

“All we ‘ave to do is win da turd.”

by neilhd April 7, 2011

Turbulence

That black guy with a beard on tiktok clapping his balls up and down and side to side, creating turbulence

I got so much turbulence
*starts clapping balls up and down*

by eccopulledupinarover11 May 8, 2023

turbulence and donkey wheat

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018