The Torch

A game used to single out the worst player on the team. Often times making the worst player feel like shit, forcing him to quit playing that game so the other players have a better chance of winning.

Arif Zaidi has THE TORCH!

by Jazib February 27, 2011

Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light

Adrian: "can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole."

by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023

Tunch

A swift punch delivered straight to an unsuspecting person's taint.

I didn't like the way Ben was talking to me, so i hit him with a quick tunch to shut him up.

by Mat&Ben September 19, 2008

Truché

Pronouced true-shey. When someone brings up a viable argument in which one would use the phrase touché, but the argument itself is also true.

Me: Hey, you lied, money does grow on trees.

Friend: I never said that, your dad said that.

Me: Truché.

by Kevindablood December 13, 2010

Kentucky Fried Torchic

A most cruel, yet elicous way to enjoy some juicy bird-type pokemon.

1) MMHMM, LEROY JENKINS! Least I got Kentucky Fried Torchic!

by 99oshikuru99 April 24, 2010

Turdhaps

Used as an alternative to 'perhaps.' Can also suggest that turd happens.

"Are you going to the party tonight?"

"Turdhaps."

by Sara Brittain March 30, 2009

Tucheliban

A German fraud, similar to flopp, went on to win a ucl by playing terrorist football. I can't believe it took a world pandemic,so that tucheliban can win ucl by beating porto and madrid patients.

Hey tucheliban can you play interesting football?
Tucheliban: stop that dipshit, i only play with 5 defenders

by leon morhard 44 April 3, 2022