Matt Turch

A sexy mothafucka that will steal your biddies

Friend 1: Did you see Matt Turch bang ur Mum?
Friend 2: Yeah dude he's a milf stealer.

by atahl14 February 25, 2019

turdee

One who receives the defication from the turdor in pleasurable turd chomping sessions.

WTF! Did you see that German turdee dressed as a nun on muchosucko.com. That is some fucking bizarre shit!

by JHQ April 3, 2005

Ture

Used to describe someone who's a total dickhead and takes their stupidity to a whole new different level,has a really bad grammar,Loves to watch turtle sex and asks you stuffs such as "hey!do you know *name of a famous celebrity*, I know!" Just to pretend to be a "thug" in other words a total jackass.
Derived from the word true.

Marmanisa: hey bro what's up?
Nancy: Hey! Do you know *name of a celebrity*? I know!
Marmanisa: ewww day by day you are becoming a ture! I think you've been influenced by Chod.She's a total ture!

by Marmanisa May 9, 2019

turkee

From "Preznit giv me turkee", a satirical comment on the sycophancy of the White House Press Corps posted at Atrios' political blog in November 2003. Generalized to mean, A) favors and access granted by politicians to members of the press who don't make trouble, or B) appreciation shown by any person to a member of the press for covering an issue from the user's political point of view.

"Chris Matthews just slammed that Bush surrogate on Hardball over the WMD issue... time to send him turkee?"

by julatten October 6, 2004

turca

A mans Penis
(DICK, Penis)

My turca hurts

by ART July 7, 2003

Ture

An overload of biscuits.

Porkins: I just ate 300 Bourbons

Garfunkel: No wonder your looking a bit Ture :(

by ADMIRAL BJ March 23, 2010

Genital Truce

During a fierce match of ball tag, one may envoke a genital truce prohibiting any future contact of the genitalia for an agreed period of time.

Henry: Goddamnit Charlie that really fucking hurt.

Charlie: Oh really Henry, well how about another tag to the ol' balls and shaft.

Henry: No, no, Genital Truce, Genital Truce.

NOTE: Charlie has to stop making contact to Henrys genitals because Henry has called a Gential Truce.

by Nutlicka November 12, 2004