Filthy turban

The tissue paper stuck to the glans, post wank wiping.

Jessie was ready to blow me, until she saw the filthy turban from my showman's wank.

by Captain Tappy April 27, 2010

brown turban

a term for a defecation.
Rolling a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: hey where you goin? the show is about to start.

Man 2: I gotta go roll a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: oh ok.

by Jericho Whiplash August 18, 2010

Trouser Turban

A hat that a salesman wears when he commits total faggotry to a customer. Also known as pulling a tucky.

"Mr Tuck went to his appointment and came out wearing a trouser turban"

by Sponge teeth October 02, 2014

juicy turban

when u take a shit in a brown bag and place it on someones head(representing a turban) while they are sleeping...

We had a sleep over at tylers house and ben took a shit in a brown bag and put it on hux's head and called it a juicy turban....

by huxley(penis) May 05, 2005

nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

The Dirty Turban

When you are fucking a chick from behind either anally or vaginally, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a shit on her head while saying "Your turban is dirty!"

Frank: you know that chick i took home last night?

Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?

Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!

Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!

by Red Eye Of RA! April 19, 2009

Madabushi's Turban

When an indian guy puts chloroform in his turban and knocks out a indian woman and has vishnu's way with her on the magic carpet while flying over the taj majal.

Person 1: Hey sandkirth, how do you get so many fine indian women??
Sandkirth: Dude, i pull the madabushi's turban on them, wrks every time...

by poontang6969 February 21, 2012