Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

big chief turd in the face

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!

There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

Malcolm Turnbull

Refers to a man who is inflicted with a small penis. Often these types are products of Grammer Schools.

Did you see the guy in the showe. What a Malcolm Turnbull.

by masterboom November 17, 2016

Turdal stampede

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Turdal storm

A Turdal storm is diarrhea.

The burritos caused a turdal storm for the tourist.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Turdal

To do with turds or poop.

The turdal storm raged up my ass!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Alex Turner

Alex Turner is one of the hottest men known to this earth.

Never think that you’re better than him because you aren’t. I mean have you seen him like gosh if he wasn’t 20 years older than me i’d date him.

E.g “Who is Alex turner?

“Ummm the hottest person ever obvs”

by p3ppapig February 28, 2021