Tulips

Tulips ON DEEZ NUTZ

B: Tulips are nice aren't they?
G: Indeed.
B: TWO LIPS ON DEEZ NUTS

by Chong69420 April 15, 2020

tuition

The price you pay for an instructor to spoon feed you information that can be found for free at the library or an online search because people are too lazy to go do it themselves. On the introductory level , power points are usually used , which are made by the publisher so the lazy instructor can have more time to go home and watch porn and eat chips during his supposedly "valuable time". Tuition prices can be astronomical, which sadly are on the rise to only allow the insanely wealthy to attend the lectures, and the poorer people having to work at Taco Bell.

Typical College Student: Man I cannot miss today's lecture, it is going to be important and I need to take lots and lots of notes, omg!

Smart Bystander: You are not missing anything, you are wasting your time sitting in the class when you can just read the textbook at home. The textbook has better "notes" in it then you will ever be able to take. You totally wasted your money on college tuition.

by TbagT September 8, 2013

Fat-tality

Fat-tality n. When a really hot girl with a bangin' body lets herself go. This tragedy is usually the result of a really bad break up. She just gets depressed and eats comfort food alone watching chick flicks until she blows up.

Did you see that girl your boy dumped a few months ago lately?

Nah.

She blew up dog!

Thats a real fat-tality there bro cause she used to be so hot!

Haha its like a scene out of Mortal Kombat and the new fat her did a fat-tality on the old skinny her and ate her!!!

by joeymars December 31, 2010

man-tality

Derivative of mentality, but specifically a man. Or the male's perspective.

I was having boyfriend trouble so I asked my friend Bret to give me his man-tality on the situation.

by Fast Car June 13, 2010

tuit

A mythical circular object that one intends to aquire in the future. This never eventuates.

I'll fix the dripping tap when I get a round tuit (around to it).

by moby April 14, 2005

Mr.Tuliptoes

A cat who was once a bad ass alley cat but had a terrible head injury and has been "special" ever since.

He was stuffed in a box and taken to the vet. He came home with staples in his head and stitches where his balls used to be.

"That cat just ate a hornet."
'That's Mr.Tuliptoes. He can't help it, he's "special".'

by DandiAndi June 18, 2009

Tulipper

A girl who has enough money for one drink, and two lips for the rest of the drinks. Talents include being able to work the crowd for additional drinks and spotting the optimal "tulippee".

see "Bitch Weasle"

Look at that tulipper in the short skirt tulipping my man!!!

by rivahrunnah September 30, 2009