When, amongst the confusion of wild intercourse, a male particpant over the age of 60 with a bald head lubricates his bald head using wax and WD-40, then he proceeds to stick his head inside his female parteners vagina.
by Anonymous March 24, 2003
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by FazedOut December 13, 2009
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Gallant: Oh that is so nice to hear, you're actually cultured! When did you take up the flute Goofus?
Goofus: *HNNNGGHH*
*PLOPP*
*Ahhhhhhhhhh*
*Flute drops in toilet on top of cake of feces*
...FUCK that's the stuff!!! *Shivers* I haven't shat like that since the Gulf War. I passed that beast standing up too, with my foot on the toilet roll dispenser. Kind of like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. That turd dilated my asshole to the circumference of a basketball hoop and hit the water like the fucking wreckage of the Challenger explosion. Thick as a brick dawg! I even stole a flute from the local grade school to play a little Aqualung! But just dropped it in the shitter. Chang isn't gonna get that one back hahaha! *Shivers* Wowwww bro, you ever shit so hard it lowers your body temperature??? Think my butthole just sneezed
Gallant: Shut the FUCK UP!!!
Gallant: Oh that is so nice to hear, you're actually cultured! When did you take up the flute Goofus?
Goofus: *HNNNGGHH*
*PLOPP*
*Ahhhhhhhhhh*
*Flute drops in toilet on top of cake of feces*
...FUCK that's the stuff!!! *Shivers* I haven't shat like that since the Gulf War. I passed that beast standing up too, with my foot on the toilet roll dispenser. Kind of like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. That turd dilated my asshole to the circumference of a basketball hoop and hit the water like the fucking wreckage of the Challenger explosion. Thick as a brick dawg! I even stole a flute from the local grade school to play a little Aqualung! But just dropped it in the shitter. Chang isn't gonna get that one back hahaha! *Shivers* Wowwww bro, you ever shit so hard it lowers your body temperature??? Think my butthole just sneezed
Gallant: Shut the FUCK UP!!!
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