A technique used by men to remove excess pee from their penis after urinating in a urinal. The male bounces his penis up and down on his waistband a few times before he zips up, preventing underwear dribble.
I bounced my dick on my waistband trampoline a few times before leaving the urinal so I wouldn’t get piss pants.
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Yeah, I spent 3 hours on the line with my insurance company and got no where... claims still unpaid. All T&C and yak yak yak... total 'Trumpolicy'... umph!
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Spanish trampoline is a Marijuana that gives you such a massive high that you become sexually arroused and want to whack off on eretang. it was first discovered in spain when a young scientist from Germany named Longrod Van Hugendong grew pinapple express in cow shit and then watered it with green apple splaters from the local missionary
by keenan p. March 9, 2009
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by corim123 March 29, 2009
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The act of stretching one's scrotal skin out with two hands - using thumb and forefinger - parallel to a primary surface (i.e. a bed or floor) until smooth, with the penis resting on top, utilizing the grip and taut skin to move the scrotum up and down at various speeds to have the penis bounce off of it continuously.
The act of stretching one's scrotal skin out with two hands - using thumb and forefinger - parallel to a primary surface (i.e. a bed or floor) until smooth, with the penis resting on top, utilizing the grip and taut skin to move the scrotum up and down at various speeds to have the penis bounce off of it continuously.
tram·po·line Noun /ˈtrampəˌlēn/
tram·po·line Verb /ˈtrampəˌlēn/
Variations:
trampolined (past tense); trampolined (past participle); trampolines (3rd person singular present); trampolining (present participle); "Trampoline Dick"; "Trampoline Cock"; "The Trampoline"; "The Bounce"
Usage Example:
"I ran out of tricks once I actually got her in bed, so I just showed her The Trampoline and bounced my way back into her heart and right between her legs."
tram·po·line Verb /ˈtrampəˌlēn/
Variations:
trampolined (past tense); trampolined (past participle); trampolines (3rd person singular present); trampolining (present participle); "Trampoline Dick"; "Trampoline Cock"; "The Trampoline"; "The Bounce"
Usage Example:
"I ran out of tricks once I actually got her in bed, so I just showed her The Trampoline and bounced my way back into her heart and right between her legs."
by Brandan Darren December 19, 2010
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by SamF104 December 26, 2010
Get the Trampolining mug.The act of grabbing the sides of your scrotum and pulling it taught whilst you bounce your penis up and down on it.
by Steve-o and Tim December 15, 2008
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