Brian Trotter

A person who moves at the pace of a sloth, with the strategic urgency of a turtle, and the commitment level of someone perpetually AFK (Away From Keyboard).

“Don’t wait on Brian Trotter to finish—he’s on that turtle time again.” 🐢

by Zxphx August 1, 2025

Amari Trotter

The most perfect person in the world

Your such a Amari Trotter

by Staxey March 3, 2024

Mince trotters

The type of smart loafer worn, usually suede or patent leather, worn without socks and typically, with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again. Looks so stupid.

by HomerJFong July 20, 2023

the dirty globe trotter

when one sticks their finger in another's vagina or ass and spins them like a basketball

dude, he did the dirty globe trotter to her during the pep rally

by alicat2539 November 8, 2019

Skitz Trotters Eshlads

Basically, a skitz trotter, though they have more Lad and Eshay in them. Skitz trotters Eshlads can also be quite dumb when it comes to scheming.

Doughnut Man: SKITZ TROTTERS ESHLADS!!!!
Skitz Gang: (laughing)
Doughnut man: I'm calling the police
Skitz Gang: (already accidentally ran into the police station)

by WayyBah June 23, 2022

galloping trotters

The sound a set of heavy tits make when a fat girl runs bra less down the dirt road!!!!

Shut your "galloping trotters"!!!

by HawleyRae March 2, 2023

trotter

To be bonkers

He was totally off his trotter

by Hildigard November 12, 2019