ugly bitch trying to look pretty

A female that tries to look good by hiding her true attributes, usually a girl who tries to take a lot of pictures on online dating sites where she hides her fat or ugly side so that a male mistakes for that of a pretty girl. These pictures usually hide moles, fat, and just overall hideousness. Maybe found all over the world.

"Yo I'm about to bag this girl Christina on myspace" "Oh hell no nigga, she's fat as hell, she's on of those girls who are an ugly bitch trying to look pretty"

by ALLhailTHISnigga March 11, 2009

Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway

Unlike throwing a hotdog down a hallway which means u banged a really loose chick, "Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway" means that u had penetration problems or she was just really tight

For example my cousin was unable to bang his girlfriend because she was to tite so that situation would be described as Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway

by solvy98888888888 June 28, 2010

palm treeing

When youre so stoned and you sway like a palm tree.

I'm so stoned palm treeing.

by rawrface February 15, 2015

Trying on Sweaters

The act of power dating in search of the perfect 'fit'. Often initiated via online dating (a.k.a. database dating), Trying on Sweaters often involves long waits in line, multiple exchanges and buyers remorse. Sometimes you try on a sweater and everything seems fine, but then you realize that it doesn't quite fit. Even though the label said "Wash and Wear" it acted like it was dry clean only and after the spin cycle It became downright clingy.

Thanks to four active profiles on Match, OK Cupid, Timber and eHarmony she was Trying on Sweaters sometimes three or four times a day. Last night she didn't even want a sweater but it was on sale so she took it home anyway.

by Cyber Barbie April 2, 2015

Trying to catch a case

When you are talking to a girl and they are younger then you

Ryan: how old is she
Aidan: 17
Ryan: I ain’t trying to catch a case

by Manmilknick November 13, 2018

trying to outsmart the Urban Dictionary

When someone trys to outsmart the Urban Dictionary it usually ends in failure. People commonly just mash things on their keyboard and look it up to try and see if it has no results. Little did they know I just looked for a definition of this and I won this little game.

Try again, coward.

"I was trying to outsmart the Urban Dictionary and failed :<"

by GOOBER LOVER June 6, 2023

I was not even trying

what kids say when they lose to someone with something better in a online game.

player 1: LOL I HAD A PISTOL AND YOU HAD A AK47 AND I STILL WON, HAHAHAHAH TRASH.
player 2: Shut up idiot I was not even trying

by Arrow5000 September 12, 2019