trade waiting

A comic book fandom term that refers to the increasingly common practice of waiting for a series' trade paperback collection to come out, rather than reading the individual monthly issues.

Person 1: Hey man, what'd you think of the this month's Scalped?
Person 2: Haven't read it, I'm trade waiting.

by yupp395178 January 12, 2011

trade last

a compliment that I heard about you that I offer to trade for a compliment you have heard about me; can be redeemed at a later date or used as an installment for the future (as in, when someone hears something nice about you, if you have given them a trade-last, they are bound to tell you the compliment you received but weren't around to receive it)

Me: "Hey! I heard Peggy thought your butt looked great in those jeans."
You: "Wow, really? That's awesome!"
Me: "Yeah, that's a trade last, so now you have to tell me next time someone says something good about me."
You: You got it!

(six months later)

You: "Hey! I heard Peggy thought your butt looked great in those jeans."
Me: "Wow, really?"
You: "Yeah! That Peggy sure is obsessed with butts."
Me: "She's not very discerning, either."

by Swass! II September 23, 2010

trade me

the Internet auction site you're forced to use if you live in New Zealand

I use Trade Me. It sucks.

by quantum May 13, 2005

trade rape

A term used to describe a fantasy football trade in which one team recieves a much better player or players. This term may also apply to other fantasy sports.

Cody was trade raped by Ryan when he traded Ryan Grant for Anquan Boldin.

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 20, 2009

trade embargo

To prohibit ones friends from engaging in sexual conduct with a previous partner.

"Dude she's under a trade embargo, you can't go there!"

by Micro_P January 27, 2012

trade hands

Just another way to say fighting, essentially.

See also: throw hands

Yo, fam talk shit and we about to trade hands.

by InThisPlace February 4, 2018

Trade Rape

A fantasy football trade where one team constantly makes horrible trades that rape his teams roster. Some owners perform such a trade to "spite" other league members when really they are only ruining their own teams chances. Trade rape is prominent in the Asian community.

Trade Rape 1: Ryan Grant and Sidney Rice for Malcolm Floyd

Trade Rape 2: Aaron Rodgers, Calvin Johnson, Joseph Addai for Ben Roethlisberger, Cedric Benson, Knowshon Moreno, Mario Manningham

Trade Rape 3: Jermichael Finley for Darren Sproles and Dallas Clark

Any trade completed by a franchise known as Out of Spite.

by No Macedonia Commish October 8, 2011