pole of totem

1. Non-magnetic, highly subjective,
internal compass orientation
with interspherionic calibrations.

2. A tradional, carved vertical sculpture,
usually of potent influences,
arranged in ascending order of wig size.

3. A shaman or mystic,
of Eastern European origins.

1. That guy's pole of totem
is pointed towards a pyramid,
while that other one seems to navigate
by the heavenly bodies.

2. The intricacies of detail
and overall effect, including height,
are elements to be considered
in comparing poles of totem.

3. The local pole of totem
cured my stomach ailment
with fermented cabbage.

see also: poll of totem

by Healing Practitioner17b July 21, 2009

A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins

A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins

A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins

by moooomoooo_ November 6, 2020

Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

Totempoling

When your poop is so long that you can balance on it.

John: Wow, Hannah, you sure did get taller!

Hannah: Nah, I'm just totempoling.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

scrotum totem

A jock strap.

My cup slipped out of my scrotum totem and I smashed my kiwis.

by Alien Anus March 29, 2004

totem deuce

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.

"No need to wait your turn, bruh. This toilet's got a lid we can take off. Let's just totem deuce the shit out of it."

by Capn Stabn April 30, 2009

Totem Pole

Its a replacement word for "totally".

"Did you have fun at the party last night"?
"Totem Pole"

by J-Dogg77 August 10, 2018