dwarf tossing

Tossing a dwarf for the entertainment of the tosser and/or the observers.

Person 1: I love watching dwarf tossing.

Person 2: You're sick.

by lifefornow May 16, 2006

tossing the salad

A slang-term indicating the use of one's tongue and lips to lick, suck, and penetrate one's anus for the purposes of sexual stimulation: The term originated in prisons during the late 1970's or early 1980's and was derived from the fact that salad dressing was often used to help suppress the taste. Other condiments such as grape-jelly, maple-syrup, and ketchup have also been used for this purpose as well.

The expression became famous due to the statements of a prison inmate in an HBO special titled: "Prisoners of the War on Drugs", and a joke by Chris Rock based on the HBO special.

First of all, right, if hes a new comer, right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly, what they call "tossing the salad" -- thats the slang word: "tossing salad" -- it means sucking my ass, right, with jelly or without jelly. Some people use syrup, I prefer for the guy to use jelly, right. I will reach my climate, right, I will automatically get hard right. I will, you know, come automatically if hes sucking my ass for about ten minutes or longer. Its a sensation/feeling and it makes you feel real good. Most all gays do that, you know what Im saying? Like guys to suck their ass. Its just like a pussy, right, but the only different is its not a pussy, right. It's clean, the person is decent, and the person knows that thats a asshole but in they mind they're lookin' at it like a pussy because hes in prison. So, toss my salad, and let him eat me, you know, and we straight. Thats it.

Michael "Snowball" Jones
Inmate #000838155A, East Jersey State Prison

by Delta2477A January 2, 2012

Tossing with Pinocchio

When a man/woman is going down on a woman and then starts to fuck her with his nose (Pinocchio) while eating her asshole out (Tossing).

When I am Tossing with Pinocchio, Becky loves it!

by Masse1369 October 27, 2011

towing the trailer

When one individual positioned on all fours backs onto another individuals tongue, rear individual places his/hers tongue into the front persons anus. Thus forming a vehicle and trailer and hitching up.

Carl backed himself onto Paul’s tongue and informed Paul’s he was now the trailer. Carl enjoyed Towing the trailer.

by Top trucker April 30, 2019

Zzz toping

When one is in a prolonged state of benzo abuse and is drifting in and out of consciousness

Oh man you should have seen Troy last night, he was ZZZ toping so hard he was drowning in a bowl if Wheaties.

by Mizo capoli August 14, 2014

tossing

either something you do to a salad, or another word for wanking. or wanking into a salad.

jamie oliver said "it's been a good night's tossing once again, guvnah."

by mike read August 7, 2003

Toming

Being oblivious of having a boner (a tom) and it being noticed by everyone even having pictures taken of it.

"Hey did you see the pictures from the party?"
"No"
"Did you like the girl you were dancing with?"
"She was repulsing I almost threw up"
"But bro you're Toming in this picture!"

by Concerned Photographer January 21, 2012