Topless Tuesday

Created on Tumblr, where females are asked to post pictures of themselves without a shirt or bra. But some bitches can't comprehend the word "topless" and continue to post Facebook ass pictures.

Post your tits on topless Tuesday's.

by boob squad August 31, 2010

Sloppy Toppy

When a person(most of the time a female) sucks the living shit out of a man's dick.

Now go away and read your bible you lewd fucks.

Tyler: Yo bro, yesterday night Kristina gave me that good Sloppy Toppy.

by uceain bolt February 12, 2021

toaly clippers

Scottish equivalent of poo cutters. The arsehole.

One gay man to another: "did you shag him last night?"
"Oh aye, right up toaly clippers!"
For best effect must be said in an Orkney Islands accent.

by Big Ron and Cameron September 10, 2004

Sloppy toppy 7000

That goody goody ash cash that got u havin a seizure while she gots a gorilla grip on ur giant shaft with bad intentions.

“Ayo bro, Bailey gave me Sloppy toppy 7000 last night, and it changed me forever.”

I can’t walk straight anymore.

by Ryder GLIZZY GOB Watkins September 29, 2020

tooly whop

a firearm, gun, choppa, nine millie, piece, tool, rod, blaster, cannon, equalizer, saturday night special, magnum, heater, ect.

"i can drive the whip and work the tooly whop with one arm" -lil wayne

"bruh now, i'ma have to bust yo' ass wit' the tooly whop if you don't chill the fuck out."

by mollywhop May 3, 2010

8th Grade Topless

When a girl claims to be "topless", but is still actually wearing a bra.

GIRL: "I was topless in your video."
GUY: "Really?"
GIRL: "Well, i still had a bra on..."
GUY: "Oh, so you were 8th grade topless."

by 8thgradetopless April 29, 2011

toplover

An act of drunkeness, to topple over.

I'm pissed, I'm about to toplover

by James Watson September 1, 2004