Toobing

Masturbating while on a Zoom call, or other online live meeting.

Jimmy was caught toobing while talking to his coworkers on a Zoom video chat.

by jobpimp October 20, 2020

Toobing

Masturbating in a Zoom call without knowing everyone is watching you

Jeffrey was toobing on the New Yorker call

by MartoTTown October 20, 2020

Toobing

A verb that describes the act of getting caught with pants down self pleasuring, while engaged in an office FaceTime meeting.

mis-judged the camera and the cue,

I was Toobing while on FaceTime unaware that the camera was on.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Toobing

A verb that describes the act of getting caught with pants down self pleasuring, while engaged in an office FaceTime meeting.

mis-judged the camera and the cue,

I was Toobing while on FaceTime unaware that the camera was on.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Tooting

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.

Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"

by deshwahshier November 30, 2021

toobing

The act of masturbating while on an important video conference. Commonly shortened to toobin'.

Maynard was recently caught toobing while his colleagues discussed the zoo's new hippopotamus enclosure.

by Rusty_Nickels March 25, 2022

Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022