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tonker

"I have a big tonker"

"He did WHAT with his tonker?!"
by TouchMyTralala February 23, 2006
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Tooka

A word used to describe potent marijuana. Originated after Shondale “Tooka” Gregory was murdered (smoked) by Chief Keef’s crew Black Disciples. & now "smoking Tooka" pack is used to humiliate Shondale's death
For example a chiraq(Chicago) savage would say " What you on brogod, fire up the tooka "
by GBE 3HUNNA March 5, 2015
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Tomke

The most beautiful and gorgeous person to walk on earth. She is always smiling and is super fun to be around. Everyone loves her.
OH look! Have you seen Tomke?!
by twinklingunicorn86 July 10, 2020
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They Took Our Jobs!

As seen in South Park when people from the future came and took their jobs for less
Darryl Weathers: All right! So, any ideas how we can stop the future from happening? pause
Chet: How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?

Darryl Weathers: pause How the hell is global warming gonna cause an ice age?!

Chet: Well you know, the... global warming could bring on like a climate shift or somethin'?

Darryl Weathers: Chet, you are a f***in' retard, you know that?! Even if global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen! You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?

Chet: Well I was just tryin' to be helpful.

Darryl Weathers: Well help yourself to a f***in' science book, 'cause you're talkin' like a f***in' retard! Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jaorbs!

Men: randomly They took our jobs!

Man: Dey Tuk R Jarbs!
by Gooback August 1, 2004
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looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

code for "check out the slut"

as stated by Angela from The Office
Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?
by yeeeeebaby December 1, 2009
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My body took a screenshot

All this means is. You get scared and you freeze for a second.

You see something scary and you freeze, when something scary happens fast and you freeze for a second until you react
oh my gawd, Bro my body took a screenshot, that bitch is scary. Danm
by WhOsToLeMyBluEsHaRpIe March 10, 2021
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took a cab from Burnsville

“Took a cab from Burnsville” is synonymous with being penny wise and dollar foolish. In Minneapolis Minnesota a national fried chicken chain advertised a one day chicken special. When it was discovered the only local Minneapolis store did not honor the national special local TV crews went onto the scene to get footage of the patron’s disappointment. One of the patrons interviewed complained loudly "I took a cab from Burnsville" which is a distant suburb of Minneapolis where the expense of a cab ride would be many magnitudes times the savings of the chicken special.
I took a cab from Burnsville to get cheap movie tickets.
by pennywiseJoe July 12, 2016
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