tdogington

A fat ass black nigger That lives off of well fair cause hes a poor useless nigger and he should go back to the cotton fields.

YOU Fuckin slave goo get me some cotton

White man: go get me cotton you tdogington
black usless nigger: YES master
The boom

HITLER: FUCKING NIGGERS

by tdog 123 December 13, 2018

toobin it

surfin porn and rubbin one out during a remote work zoom call

Dude was toobin it while zoomin with co-workers

by dantact October 19, 2020

toobin

To masturbate at work, especially on a zoom call.

"I got fired because my boss caught me toobin at the team meeting."

by RSquad October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a video conference call; specifically when it is believed the camera is muted.

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.

by Noxid625 October 20, 2020

Toobin My Jeffrey

(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.

Friend: Why’d you lose your job bro?

Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.

Friend: Bad break bro.

by Flog Logger October 21, 2020

Tootin tongue

When the ass eatin is so good you cant stop farting

Jimmy was eat my ass out last night and I couldn’t help tootin tongues.

by Tootintongue February 21, 2022

toomin

if you don't know what toomin is, you're not toomin

I was toomed last night bruh.
What the fuck does toom mean?
You not toomin

by kurokingprotea March 23, 2022