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tony

A male who opts to sit down and pee out of concern for the future cleanliness of the bathroom. Such as nights of excess drinking or half awake 2 am pisses.
"Last night I got so drunk I was worried Id miss the toilet when I pissed so I totally pulled a Tony out of respect for the owners of the bathroom."
by josh joshin January 11, 2009
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Tony is the cutest person you could ever meet. Tony has many friends and has zero enemies. Tony is a huge athlete and a great baseball player. Tony is small but mighty.
by gummyberries June 19, 2019
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has a big nose that looks like a chile pepper
See that tony there? Oh you mean the chile pepper?
by Big Chile Dog January 1, 2012
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A guy who is a complete ass and dumps you for absolutely no reason at all. This kind of guy is a realy asshole and you dont need a guy like this. He is a toolbox and does what his freinds tell him to do follows crowd he also hangs out with the wrong people and doesnt know his "rights" from "wrongs." He is a true playa and just tries to get some action.

On the other hand he is thhe greatest smooth talker, and knows how to treat a girl. He sings great and knows how to make someone laugh and have a good time. Hes very outging and isnt afraid to express who he is in public. Hes the greatest kind of guy you will ever meet, just watch out </3
gilr 1: *cries*
girl 2: wats wrong?
girl 1: my boyfriend
girl 2: omg dude i told you get rid of him hes a tony!!
by Kaley December 9, 2008
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"TONY??"
"LIFE DUHHHHHH"
by <33333. August 2, 2008
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An awful move in tennis, where the player attempts to make a winning shot (usually an overhead smash) at the ball and instead gets a racketful of air. Is very humiliating to any tennis player and is almost guaranteed to end their career.
Named after a person of the same name who pulls this shot constantly.
Dude, that one guy just pulled a Tony. I bet he'll never play tennis again.
by SenorKrabs May 7, 2011
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a selfish, alcoholic, drug-addict waste of space and good oxygen loser; a poster child for the use of condoms
That guy is a real Tony!
by lkts August 26, 2008
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