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Tampon

You put them in your nose to stop the bleeding
Guy one: My nose is bleeding
Girl 1:*gives tampon*
Guy one: uhh
Girl 1: youll need it
by alessmax June 10, 2011
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tampon socket

a recepticle where a tampoon is inserted.

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im gonna go on down the oyster bar and see if i can scrounge up a tampon socket this weekend.
by dave December 4, 2003
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Hollywood Tampon

Any male who’s known more for the women he’s dated rather than having actually accomplished anything remarkable or interesting.
Any guy who is primarily famous for the celebrity vaginas he’s been in rather than an having an actual career or talent of his own. Typically they are never in the same vagina for more than a month or two.
Garett "What exactly does John Mayer do? I keep hearing that hes a singer or something."

Allison " Naw, he has no talent other than dating famous women for the sake of the cover of people magazine. Celebrity chicks just pass him around like a hollywood tampon"

John Mayer, Ray J, Scot Baio, Pauly Shore, are all Hollywood tampons
** Lance Armstrong would be a more respectable Hollywood tampon, he's worked very hard to obtain tampon status.
by PinkMouse July 14, 2009
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Tampon Girl

When a girl is on her period and she decides to wear a short skirt/dress while wearing no panties and allows the string of her tampon to hang out while she dances.

The phrase 'Tampon Girl' has been immortalized at the University of Illinois because of an incident that happened at Joe's Brewery in the early morning hours of September 14, 2008. Eye witnesses claim that they spotted a girl in a short pink dress dancing on stripper poles who revealed a tampon string hanging out of her vag. This was later posted on the University of Illinois Juicy Campus Forum. While the true identity of the Tampon Girl has never been revealed, it has been a sensation there ever since.
Brie: "OMG do you see that skank dancing on the poles?"
Angie: "OMFG it must be the return of Tampon Girl!"


Brian: "Do you want to go to Joe's Friday night?
Jake: "No, Tampon girl will be on the rag again. You should steer clear of Joe's this weekend, unless you want to bring home that slut for some fun in her poop portal."
by Brock S February 18, 2009
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emotional tampon

What someone becomes when you harangue them endlessly with all your sad sob stories. To make someone's ears the recepticle of of all your bullshit issues.
After having heard about her breakup for the millionth time, I screamed " Get a maxi pad - I'm not your emotional tampon!"
by Mi 'Chelle September 3, 2009
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flesh tampon

A penis, which is commonly used for sexual encounters and clogging the vagina.
Lauren craves the flesh tampon daily, no hourly, no minutely, wait secondly.
by lauren and sarah... and kristin September 30, 2006
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suck her tampon

A euphemism some what like, "pee in her butt." Only on a more extreme level. Used in a situation where the female target is so hot that the guy would perform oral sex on her during her menstrual cycle. Furthermore, would suck her freshly removed tampon.
Joe:"Man that chick is banging!"
Matt:" For real, I'd suck her tampon!"
by Rajun Cajun March 17, 2009
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