Toilet Store

A store that sells cheap items such as clothes and toilets. Any item that is considered inferior is sold at the Toilet Store.

"Hey nice clothes gentlemen. I didn't know the savation army was having a sale."
"Hey! Where did you get those clothes... at the toilet store?"

Person 1: Where did you get those socks from, the toilet store?
Person 2: Shut up, I forgot my dress socks.

by Brickman2012 October 21, 2012

toilet bowl paper

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.

{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?

by Telephony September 22, 2014

Cryogenic Toilet

The Cryogenic Toilet is what you use after you eat the Cryogenic Meal.

Cryogenic's Roomate: When are you going to get out of there you've been in there for 20 minutes.
Cryogenic: Give me 727 more minutes on the Cryogenic Toilet!

by Kauitsu April 14, 2022

Toilet Paper

The most wanted thing during Coronavirus disease

Where can I buy Toilet Paper? Nowhere, there is no one

by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020

happy toilet

a toilet so full of joy that it's smiling from ear to ear with mirth and laughter!

boy, Ned sure has a happy toilet. I just love shitting at his house!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Automatic toilet

The scariest type of toilet there is. You sit down and begin the process only to be interrupted by an extremely loud ROUOUOUOUOUSH and cold toilet water splashing up on you. There is no way to escape the dreaded red eye indicator on the back of the toilet.

1. Holy crap that automatic toilet got me soaked!
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off.

by Ambrosia3255 June 12, 2008

Public Toilet Bingo

Passing someone coming out of a public/work bathroom and then trying to guess which stall they used so you can avoid sitting on a pre-warmed toilet seat.

1) I went to the bathroom after that fat guy from accounting had just used it...I lost big time at public toilet bingo

by MeffaKev August 27, 2010