Smarter than Bryce

A level of intelligence we all possess.

A: How smart are you?
B: Smarter than Bryce.
A: omg same lol

by Mr. Twinkieface August 26, 2020

sunday is longer than monday

your innerwear is showing/peeping out of your outerwear. It's a sentence in itself, sometimes used as a heads up to alert the concerned person. Sometimes it's used to make fun of a person wearing so.

Hey Rick! Sunday is longer than Monday!

by realshadyisfat June 16, 2018

more guts than brains

A phrase slamming those who fearlessly proceed without thinking at all about consequences.

That poor fucker’s always shown that he has more guts than brains!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

Straighter Than A Circle

Straighter than a circle means that the person, and or persons is basically homosexual.

Person 1:Oh man, did you just see that guy walk by?
Person 2:Yeah, he is so straighter than a circle.

by itspetercottontail May 18, 2010

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

Tighter than a clam with lockjaw

firmly fixed in place

This motor is locked up tighter than a clam with lockjaw

by Gimpler June 1, 2010

Tehani

A girl who’s beyond gorgeous and smart. She’ll rock your world and make you the happiest guy in the world. If you ever come across a Tehani , don’t ever let her go.

Wow look at her , she’s a tehani!”

by issmepatrick July 1, 2018