Todd 

A black man who wishes he were white. A narcissist, who listens to Celine Dion, plays golf, has a tiny pecker, dates white women, and secretly likes fat chicks.

chick 1: how was yur date with Todd last night?

chick2: omg, if he says one more fuckin word about how important he is, or how much money he makes ima stick my foot far up his wannabe ass!

Todd by Metso June 26, 2008

Todd 

Commonly confused with "Tod" - that version of "tod" however is the lower class version. Todd would let you win on fortnite, you could be dying n Todd would be like hEy iMa saVe yOu, hEre tAke a BandAge, He has a leng taste in moooooosic, He would occasionally have a very annoying older brother n watch scary movies wiv you till u pissed scared. hehe :)

molly hoes: hey im fishy n all but ima square up to you todd cos ur pretty
me: piss off, u manky hoe

Todd by bobbiethebuilda February 24, 2021

Todd 

Amazingly awesome and Admirable, benevolent, caring and charismatic, full of dedication, eager, fearless, grand, humble, invigorating, joyful, keen and a keeper, loving, memorable, noteworthy, open minded, passionate, quaint full of best qualities, radiant smile, strong, sparkling eyes, trustworthy, understanding, undeniably handsome, great values, worthy of respect, exhilarating, young at heart, my zen. Todd is music to my heart. The smile to my eyes, the beat of my heart. Todd is my once in a lifetime. What one can only dream of and God sent. My future. My best friend.

Finding Todd is heavenly. Todd will rock your world.

Todd by Luckiest woman alive July 26, 2023

Todd 

a name for a really wimpy guy with no balls.

'don't be such a Todd you wuss'
'I know. He just stood there and did nothing, what a Todd'
'don't Todd-out on us now'

Todd by oreoflakies March 1, 2013

todd 

A slang term for an extremely large, black dildo, covered in sparkles. Can be used to confuse people.

Person 1:My mom stuck todd in her ass last night
Person 2: what the fuck

todd by mantis_shrimp May 8, 2018

Todd 

Everyone has a friend named Todd and they all suck. They tend to be a "regular" at a bar. Todds get real weird when they consume too much alcohol. Examples; the only one dancing at a party, talking gibberish with made up words, pissing the couch.

This movie is Todd awful

Todd Damit, that kid pissed our couch

Todd by craig_sucks July 3, 2014

Todd 

The act of burping in a woman (or mans) face during sexual intercourse.

He totally Todded me last night in bed.

Todd by Bertha G May 9, 2008