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going titanic

When something goes terrible. Basically so bad, it's sinking like the titanic.
Guy 1: *Invites a bunch of people over for a party* I didn't think it'd be this bad! There's shit all over the walls and broken glass on the floor.
Guy 2: Dude.. this party is going titanic..
by AlexiHikari May 20, 2014
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satanic titanic

The Satanic Titanic is a sex position where one couple is doing Sixty Nine and another Threesome is in top doing a Eiffel Tower
Person 1: “Dude did you hear what Kelso and Reanna got into last night?”

Person 2: “No! What happened

Person 1 “They were in a Satanic Titanic”
by lil Scrapper January 30, 2020
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Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.
Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!
by awesomagic November 14, 2011
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Sink the Titanic

To piss the bed, making reference to the ill-fated ship.
You look like shit, what happened to you?

Every time I drink Tequilla, I come home and Sink the Titanic.

Dude, two words: rubber sheets.

Randall woke up in a pool of piss at the Bellagio after gambling all night and realized he had sunk the Titanic...so he left an extra $20 for the maid to change the sheets.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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titanic boner

a boner that flops and inverts on its maiden voyage
jimmy:first... sex... is... grrreat
jill: huh what the...

both look at his dick

jimmy: its gone titanic

it has completely inverted
by me yes me not you ha ha ha December 8, 2004
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Titanicing

To pull a Bruce Ismay and get into a lifeboat despite the fact you are not a woman or a child. If a friend abandons you for no good reason and leaves you behind, he/she has "titaniced" you.
Claudia and Sofie agree to catch the bus together. Claudia is 4 minutes late, so Sofie gets on the bus anyway, thus titanicing Claudia.

Claudia: Damnit! Sofie has titaniced me again!
by Amtwat July 8, 2012
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The Titanic Tumbler

When you on the toilet and the poop takes so long to get out and when it do, it splashes the toilet water all over your butt
Person 1: Bro I had The Titanic Tumbler on the toilet today

Person 2: Yikes that sucks

Person 1: Yeah worst dump I ever took
by MrHuba December 1, 2021
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