Tinker Bell

When a drunken homeless man sticks a bunch of pixie dust up his ass and farts it into the eyes of another drunken homeless man.

Aw shit man!! I got fuckin pink eye from that epic Tinker Bell I got last night!!

by JTink March 8, 2023

Tinker tipping

When Tinker bell fits her whole fist in peters tip.

This miniature sexual fisting brings Peter Pan great pleasure

Hey could you and tink keep it down? I heard you guys tinker tipping last night

by The tinker_69 August 27, 2023

Tinker's damn

The damn or other curse issued by a tinker. 19th century language in which tinkers by trade were considered some of the lowest in society, so to not receive a 'damn' from a tinker is considered as being lesser that the lowest. The modern day equivalent to tinkers would be furries, so if a furry doesn't give a damn, you gotta be one sorry son of a bitch.

I don't think you're even deserving of a tinker's damn, after what you did to those kids.

by Esna Slersad January 13, 2025

Tallahassee Tinker Toy

A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.

Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.

My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.

by cesiophile August 28, 2014

tallahasee tinker toy

When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.

I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy

by paul barman May 2, 2006

mo tinker

a badass word for kids under 6

"you see those mo tinkers"

by firmne July 9, 2006

high tinker mekkatorque

King of Gnomes on World of Warcraft.
He, himself, is a gnome.
a very sexy gnome
with green glowing goggles

nerd 1: I wanna steal High Tinker Mekkatorque's sexy goggles. I'm sure they'd look a lot better on my lvl 56 Night Elf Rogue.
nerd 2: oh hell yeah. That would turn me on.
nerd 1: yeah same... then i can take its armour off and it will be even sexier!
nerd 2: Oh man, this is way better than looking at porn.

by marlixx January 13, 2008