Tina

Tina is a breathe of fresh air. She is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. She drinks like a fish but becomes an Audubon Guide to every fucking North American bird you’ve ever seen when she’s drunk. Some people think her know-it-all-attitude is annoying but her husband thinks she’s hilarious. When Tina isn’t partying by a campfire you can find her doing a jigsaw puzzle or reading a book. Tina is a good friend but if you cross her you’ll likely never talk to Tina again. She doesn’t give a fuck.

Person1: I wonder which bird is up in that tree?
Person 2: Oh, let’s ask Tina, she knows everything.

Tina: You’re listening to a Cedar Waxwing’s thin, lisping cry.

by Tinalover May 29, 2022

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The most beautiful person you’ll ever see in this fucking world. She will marry KOSSAI and only Kossai and she’s the most amazing and beautiful person you’ll ever see. It’s like she’s sent from heaven itself.

TINA will marry KOSSAI and KOSSAI only you dickheads. She’s KOSSAI'S GIRL

by Randommfkash May 06, 2022

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everything and nothing.
everyone and no one.
everywhere but nowhere.
a religion.
a cult.
your neighbor, your mother, AND your dog.
the meaning of life.
a theory.
a fact.
me.
you.

tina: just look next to you, you'll know

by Ti-nah May 11, 2010

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- Treats lifes gifts like it is a wonder to find/to behold
- Very inspired by heroic like mentalities
- Muse
- Always forever wanting to improve
- thinks Christ means "Love"

- if god is the creator of all, so thy gifts can be found easily by Tina, and in reflection

by I am a Tina November 14, 2020

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A word interchangeable with "crystal meth"when wanting to be discreet.
Refers to teener (1/16 of an oz=teen or teener)
Teener=Tina

Or, sometimes Tina Turner

Hey my usual guy is MIA. Know where I can party with Tina tonight?

by Sedgely April 25, 2020

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