Timmy Tank

A british slang term for masturbation.

John has just gone for a timmy tank.

by AdSt March 15, 2010

timmy try hard

A person who tries too hard. Overly keen or desperate to ingratiate themselves with another person, impress the boss or working too hard to make friends.

"Look at John kissing ass. He's such a timmy try hard."

by bigbadscot October 3, 2016

Timmy's Run

A festive and joyous occasion bolstered by a general office malaise and often instigated by a henchman who provides a pacifying distraction remedied by the nuturing promise of Tim Horton's coffee and donuts.

i'm really tired and bored, i havnt done dick in an hour.... can we go for a Timmy's Run!!??

by Erik Schrobilgen January 4, 2009

timmeshum

on pitch name for 'twisted carl' a big name hard house dj and part of the infamous duo 'twisted carl and tegg'. the term became popular in the late 90's when football video gaming became more advanced and kids wanted to make their own 'dream teams'. these would very often include the man of the time, twisted carl, but due to copy write law the various software houses were unable to make an official release. the voice over used in the games will typically say the word 'timmeshum' which is internationally recognised within the ball game as an alias for the infamous 'twisted carl'.

Craig: Fancy a game of Pro Evolution Soccer?

Jim: Only if I can have Timmeshum

by Gavin Roberts January 18, 2008

timmy todger

A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.

Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.

by misster sexy January 7, 2014

Timmayy's

People who prefer the Timmayy character over the Jimmy character in the show south park. They will usually repeat his name Timmayy over and over again to represent him.

I choose the Timmayy's over jimmy

by Kidgoku January 30, 2015

Timmy Lore

Myth and stupidity regarding firearms that Tactical Timmies eat up and spread because they have either an optimistic view of the ATF, or claimed "knowledge" on tactical scenarios. May or may not include phony (or sometimes legitimate) military/LE experience as a source for this lore. Commonly refer to "ATF" as "BATFE" in an attempt to sound smart when ATF calls themselves ATF in every official document.

This is the antonym of "Fudd Lore".

Tactical Timmy: "Don't worry about deregistering that SBR from the NFA, just take the stock off and i'll buy it as a pistol from you."

Normal person: "That is some Timmy Lore shit dude."

Tactical Timmy: "What, ATF said we could do that for traveling so that means we definitely can do that for selling."
Normal Person: "That wouldnt be the first time ATF has a double standard for one thing but not another. I'd rather stay out of pound me in the ass prison, thanks."

by Brando_C September 8, 2018