Skip to main content

Tila Tequila

1. The quintessential publicity whore who gained fame by exploiting the asian fetishes of douchebag bros who love midgets with fake tits.

2. A chigger poser who lied about being attacked by Shawn Merriman coincidentally at the same time her fame was fading and the 2009 NFL season opening was all over the news. She fabricated photos of bruises on her body that somehow got leaked to the internet....by her.

3. An old lady who is sadly still trying to appear to be "sexy" in an attempt to hold onto her pathetic fame.
"Dude did you see that pumpkin-faced midget that just went by? Her fake tits looked like grapefruits attached to a plywood board!"

"Yea, that was Tila Tequila."
by The Planet Earth September 12, 2009
mugGet the Tila Tequila mug.

Tile Floor

A lady who shaves her private area is said to sport a tile floor.
by Tressel March 26, 2008
mugGet the Tile Floor mug.
Related Words
Tilea tileah tila tequila Tila Nguyen Tilda Tiles tilla Tilman Taleah Tilapia

Talea

Talea is one freakiest females out there! She will help you become as freaky and as fun as she is.

Talea's are never uncomfortable around anybody.
Oh, my lord I want me a Talea
by TheyCallMeFreakyyyu January 30, 2018
mugGet the Talea mug.

Tila Tequila

A fugly annoying tryhard midget slut-faced prostitute whore who's amount of talent ranges somewhere in the negatives.
Tila Tequila deserves to have her eyeballs shat on.
by I love lamp. February 21, 2009
mugGet the Tila Tequila mug.

Tila Tequila

Some "Famous" So CalledBisexual myspace Whore who has millions Of "Friends" On myspace.
She HAD A Crappy show Called "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila".She sings Some Shitty Songs That i bet no one listens To,And She Has A SHIT LOAD of nude pics online.
Tila Tequila:LIKE OMG! I GOT A AWESOME PLAIN TO BECOME MORE FAMOUS IM GOING TO PRETEND TO BE BISEXUAL AND SLEEP WITH AN MTV Producer FOR I CAN HAVE MY OWN SHOW!!
YAY!!
by 3mos-r-cool October 18, 2008
mugGet the Tila Tequila mug.

Tildap

The remnant shake of piss that lands on your underwear.
Tildap is when you accidently let your underwear loose too soon, thus, the pee stain that ends up on your BVD's
by Yeti 68 January 16, 2009
mugGet the Tildap mug.

Tilehurst

Tilehurst is a suburb in the town of Reading in Berkshire. It is home to a range of characters, including the poor and the wealthy.

Most people are content to highlight the fact that Tilehurst is home to the "Oxford Road" when infact there are wealthy parts of Tilehurst too.

The wealthier part of Tilehurst is Halls Road, and near the Birds Estate. The poorer part of Tilehurst is the Oxford Road, which is home to many residents on benefits.

Tilehurst is home to the original Tilehurst Triangle, which is a common hangout for teenagers and has a KFC and Co-Operative nearby.
John: So where do you live?
Kate: I live in Tilehurst
John: (Shocked) Oh shit what have I got myself in for?
Kate: No I live near Halls Road.
John: Oh! That's fine then
by OnlineDictionary August 2, 2012
mugGet the Tilehurst mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email