tijuana shortcut

A Tijuana shortcut is when a person or persons try to get extremely drunk very quickly by taking many shots of tequila in a short amount of time but instead of getting drunk, skip straight to being completely wasted and passing out.

Bro, Friday night I tried to catch up to you guys drinking but ended up taking a Tijuana shortcut. It sucked.

by Travasaurus September 16, 2013

Tijuana Scar

The scar one gets from a jagged tooth of a prostitute giving a blowjob. Usually because most tijuana prostitutes have jagged, sharp teeth from not having braces.

Friend 1: Man, Jess gave me a tijuana scar last night.
Friend 2: Dude she needs to get some braces fasho

by SnubG June 1, 2018

Little Tijuana

An area in 85210 Mesa, AZ, bordered by Country Club Dr., Broadway Road, Mesa Dr., and Southern Ave.
High concentration of tonks, safehouses, and meth labs.
Mesa Police Dept. informally named the community.

Traffic is screwed up on Country Club, someone got shot in Little Tijuana again.

by Copper_head May 22, 2011

Tijuana Haircut

When the first person to pass out at the party gets woken up by hot waxing their pubes

-Yo, bro! Jimmy is passed out on the couch! Sounds like it's time for a Tijuana haircut!

-Dude, did you hear about Jimmy? Yeah bro! I heard Ronnie and Ken gave him a Tijuana haircut last night

by Bath-time Toaster August 2, 2023

tijuana abortion

When you stick your dick as far up a pregnant woman's pussy as possible, and proceed to piss into her cervix.

"Dude, just get a Tijuana abortion, it's the kinkiest way to kill a child!"

by Homiesexuality May 28, 2018

tijuana bison

A Tijuana Bison refers to a large, hairy prostitute located in Tijuana, Mexico. The bison's most common characteristics are a hairy upper lip and, long impressive sideburns and a hairy neck.

I spent my last night in Tijuana Mexico grazing distilled beverages among some of the most follically blessed Tijuana Bison I have I've seen to date. The later part of my evening was spent skinning the largest of the Bison in the herd.

by J.Rog September 22, 2016

tijuana corndog

The maneuver you pull on sergio after he gets back from his third dinner of the day.

"Yo he came back with his lips smacking up a storm so i had to give him the ol' Tijuana corndog."

by The Shucker of Corn August 28, 2020