Shit tickets

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010

shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007

Circus Tickets

Code word for marijuana, usually used when attempting to obtain marijuana. First used in a Weekend Update skit on NBC's Saturday Night Live.

Hey, I need $50 worth of circus tickets.

by Tarpie March 26, 2009

thats the ticket

A phrase of relaxation, or pleasure. Commonly used when something goes just the way you want it to.

*leaning back in chair and stretching*..ahhhhh, thats the ticket...

by Pistol Starta February 11, 2004

Bitch Ticket

A submitted vote form or participation in an election that gives you the right to complain about the outcomes related to it.

You don't get to complain about Obama's stimulus package, your lazy ass didn't fill out a bitch ticket last year.

by austinphoenix December 24, 2009

slick ticket

a person with gangsta swag of epic proportions

Al Capone is such a slick ticket.

by littleman8675309 October 5, 2011

Hot ticket

Someone who is a handful, but extremely amusing and a pleasure to be around. One of your most off the rail friends- but you're thankful for them and know it will never be a boring night with them. You never know what kind of adventures you’re going to be taking together but you always know it will be a night to remember. (Or not remember)

Kayla is a hot ticket. I will never have a boring night without her no matter where we go. Its always a surprise with her

by Mty2123 March 13, 2021