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Raymond Thomas

Also known as Jumanji Mr. Raymond Thomas is generally a band director and is pretty dang thicc and BALD!
Student :Yo Raymond Thomas can we play Sleigh Ride?
Mr.Thomas: No you cant play your notes! Now lets talk about uniforms for an hour and 25 minutes
by DatBandKid69 December 3, 2018
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jack thompson

A anti-game crusader who blames everything bad that happens on video games.
Video games caused 9/11
Video games Murdered my family
Video games promote child obesity
Video games caused katrina to destroy New Orleans!
Despite how much I hate him I agree that games are rated M for a reason, Yes im talking to you 12 and under on Counter-strike.
Jack Thompson: I will offer $10,000 to anyone who makes my game!
Fighting hell fish: here it is, we call it Defamation of Character

Jack Thompson: oh, umm I was just kidding haha, it was sarcasm you see...
by Gamer4life October 23, 2005
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Thomas Markle

A father who lies about his youngest daughter, Meghan Markle, for money.

A father who repeatedly trashes his daughter then asks how he can fix their relationship.
A faker of medical emergencies.
Thank God my dad is nothing like Thomas Markle!
by Blood Sister October 6, 2023
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Thomas

Thomas is seen as quiet but the closer you get the more you see how outgoing he is. He cracks the best jokes; even if he screws them up you can't help but laugh. He's smarter than he gives himself credit for, thinks outside the box, and can run literally so fast. I'm not kidding he's amazing.

Thomas has a huge sweet tooth and would literally live off dessert if he could. He's got great taste in music and will listen to anything he can really vibe with. He's also got a great sense of style, although he'd look great in anything he puts on. He isn't prejudiced and doesn't talk shit on anyone; if someone doesn't like Thomas they're probably just jealous cuz he's so darn lovable.

Thomas gives THE BEST hugs. You will always feel safe and at home on his arms; that's because Thomas would do virtually anything for those close to him. He might come off as tough but that's just the façade he puts up; he's actually the most raw and charismatic person you will ever meet. If Thomas shares his thoughts and feelings with you, he trusts you and you don't want to betray that. He always looks totally adorable and unbothered but take some time to look under the hood and see who he really is underneath.

Though he might seem it, Thomas isn't perfect, but that just makes me love him more :)
If you're lucky enough to have Thomas in your life, hold him close to your heart and never let him go ^_^
by SlurpNugget00 April 16, 2020
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Two-thousand and late

Someone who thinks they are hip, while in reality being outdated and foolish. From the song "Boom Boom Pow" by the Black Eyed Peas.
"They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm so three thousand and eight
You so Two-thousand and late"
by Greif. February 16, 2010
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jack thompson

-some dumb shit who thinks that video games cuase global warming, school shootings, the rapture, mad cow disease, and huricane katrina. He continues to sue Grand Theft Auto, and almost never wins. I personally think that he is just lining up scapegoats for when kids kill someone. (like me)
by the samm May 3, 2007
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

born in Louisville, Kentucky on July 18, 1937.
Also known as "Raoul Duke" or "Dr. Gonzo", Thompson originated as a sports journalist for numerous publications. He went on to work for Rolling Stone during the late 60s and 70s. He has also published several very popular and critically acclaimed books, including "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas" which was turned into a film by Terry Gilliam in 1998, starring Johnny Depp as Thompson himself and Benicio Del Toro as well. He has been known to stretch the truth at times, usually the result of self-proclaimed usage of heroic amounts of hardcore drugs. Many critics dismiss his unusual style due to his mixture of fact with fiction at times, but he is widely considered a literary genius and an icon of outspoken, unapologetic social commentary.

here is an example of his writing from "Fear & Loathing On The Campaign Trail '72"...

"There are only two ways to make it in big-time politics today: One is to come on like a mean dinosaur, with a high-powered machine that scares the shit out of your entrenched opposition (like Daley or Nixon) . . . and the other is to tap the massive, frustrated energies of a mainly young, disillusioned electorate that has long since abandoned the idea that we all have a DUTY to vote. This is like being told you have a DUTY to buy a new car, but you have to choose immediately between a Ford and a Chevy."
Jose Contreras: I think that Hunter S. Thompson's writing suffered as a result of his drug use.
Bruce Lee: you pig motherfucking little boy felcher! Thompson's writing is much more interesting when the affect of drugs is apparent.
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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