You Were Saying?

When you cut someone off and present evidence of them being hypocritical

Person: So, by all means, we should stop smoking-
Someone: *shows video of Person smoking*

Another person: Ah, yes, so Person, you were saying?

by whomst'd've'ly'yaint July 08, 2018

You were a mistake

1. A wicked insult to scar or otherwise mentally harm your brother,enemy,troll,fag,loser,low-life or whoever it is you are arguing/disagreeing with.

2.Something you say to your kids to make them feel 'special'.Popular with fathers,mostly.Similar to 'you were an accident'.

1. (Random Youtuber watching one of Gligar13Vids reviews,posting a comment) : Damn,dude.Either you was dropped as a baby or you were a mistake!

Gligar13Vids : D: ....

2. Daddy: Why the fuck did you knock over that vase?!Why did my bitch even have you?!You were a mistake!!

Kid: (sarcastically)Gee,thanks,Dad!

by damnthat'sgoodOJ November 28, 2013

Instructions were unclear

A common phrase said by one after they gave instructions, usually followed by an impossible consequence for not following the instructions correctly.

*How To Video's Comment Section*

"Instructions were unclear, my dick is stuck in a ceiling fan."

by Hunter512 September 17, 2014

bricks were shat

Verbal statement of a reaction. Applied to scenarios when you are/were stunned or bewildered.

Bob: Can you believe Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?

Bill: I know. Bricks were shat all over my new couch.

by ShartedABrick July 26, 2012

those were the days

when one was having fun or had fun a while ago "back in the day"

Jim:remember when being a burnout was cool?

Mikey: yah those were the days man!

by linzee May 24, 2004

Bricks were not shat

When you are not surprised a/o amazed by something, usually when someone claims that it is indeed amazing.

Can also be used in present tense: "Bricks are not shat."

Rachel claimed that her juggling trick was amazing and awe-inspiring, but alas, bricks were not shat.

by Freeky-Deeky September 17, 2010

bitches were loose

1. To describe a pack of slutty carnivorous females.
2. Used when describing a happy,unbelieveably memorable incident.

1.
Nick: Brown man how was club 299 saturday night?
Brownie: Fuck man the bitches were loose, they were all up in my space.

2.
Brownie: I heard you won the dancing competition to Dennis Leary, "Asshole"?

Lex: yeah dude you should have seen me, the bitches were loose!

by Lexieonfire June 20, 2007