A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.
by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020
Get the Salmon Shitmug. by drocc1 July 24, 2006
Get the Cold Salmonmug. Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.
Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.
by Electronicoffee December 8, 2010
Get the salmon rollmug. Person 1: Yo, I like your fit
Person 2: Yeah, I woke up and decided I would be yammin' in salmon for the day
Person 2: Yeah, I woke up and decided I would be yammin' in salmon for the day
by IcyC&MitchyD October 20, 2020
Get the Yammin' In Salmonmug. A large juicy and succulent vagina with mouth-wateringly sweet pink and fleshy lips..
Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..
More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..
Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..
Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..
More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..
Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..
Big lady was a strange name for a woman who was only slightly above average height and was not really more weighty than the average western factory farm fed female.. (220lbs)..
But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..
But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..
by Drex Johnson October 18, 2016
Get the gutted salmonmug. when the partner on the bottom does not move during intercourse. maybe throws in an occasional wiggle.
When Eva is in her home bed, she pulls the dead salmon, but if you got something for her she will grab your hips and rock your world.
by Temple House February 13, 2006
Get the dead salmonmug. I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.
My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.
My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Get the Slap the Salmonmug.