rural king

A tool/handy store that your dad/grandpa will most likely take you when he needs tools

Dad: Son wanna go to rural king? Son: hell no that places is boring ass shit

by Yot club July 11, 2022

Rural gimp

A member of your local neighbourhood who behaves in a manner indicative of inbreeding. Behavioural indications of such a person are spooky staring, spontaneous clucking noises and the building of hillbilly-like structures in the street

Christ alive, look at that rural gimp his father surely shagged his sister.

The rural gimp took me from behind shouting 'sqeal like a piggy'

by Bourne Boy July 1, 2009

rural metro

An EMS service that represents the best of the best in Emergency Medical Service providers. Employees of Rural Metro Ambulance are widely considered to be the best and most experienced in their field.

Wow! Rural Metro was so amazing when mom had her heart attack

by Neuhiem June 2, 2016

rural road

a road that usually is used for to connect people to cities or towns but if its straight and flat, then its a raceway

down on that rural road out of town, it connects so many people to this town but on that very straight section, this rural road is now a speedway

by tycoonfan November 29, 2024

Rural

The pinnical of steez

Steezturd the most rural mother fucker in this bitch

by Jarrex December 14, 2022

Sub-rural

not suburban, but not rural either.

“where do you live?”
“In the sub-rural part of town”

by ‎ Carl September 3, 2022

rural palate

Having a very basic taste in food. Never straying far from a Parma, the big 3 Shapes flavours or other pub classics. Spices are a hard pass.

Ben: “Hey Jen, would you like some avocado with your breakfast?”
Jen: “oh no, that’s far too gourmet, just tomato sauce thanks, I’ve got more of a rural palate”

by Lavoipierre December 22, 2022