The Dirty Plummer

A male performing any motorsport activity, such as motocross, ATV riding, or trail riding, in the dirt, mud, or sand, in highly dry and dusty conditions for extended periods of time, sometimes days, without bathing and while wearing jockey-type underwear, whereby creating a soupy mess of sweat, dirt, and ball-mustard on and around the unkempt scrotum, shaft, and testicles prior to a first date with a recent female acquaintance who proceeds to drink herself into oblivion, passing out on her back, therefore loosening her up to accept a dirty, soupy, stink-fest of a cock into her mouth as if snaking a toilet to clear a clogged drain.

That whore over there has done 15 shots already, I bet she’s about ready for the Dirty Plummer.

by Mr. Fuckemyung April 8, 2011

The Angry Plumber

also known colloquially, is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The four fingers are held straight and the thumb is bent at a right angle. You then insert the 4 fingers in the asshole while the thumb is inserted in the vagina and can if desired rub the clitoris. By twisting the wrist in a back and forth half circle the recipient is pleasured beyond belief despite the "angry" title.

How can your woman not enjoy a visit from the Angry Plumber?!

by manndrine October 16, 2015

the peruvian plumb

if you eat one too many jalepenos peppers and it hurts to take a dump then you have got a case of the peruvian plumb

- dang ma i shouldnt have eatin all those nachos, i gots a case of the peruvian plumb like a mug, ya feel me

by beanballz February 10, 2010

The Ultimate Plumber

When you are in the middle of having sex in someone elses bathroom while a party is going on downsairs and you proceed to crack the toilet in half !!

Where is that water coming from ?? SHIT !!! Rivas pulled The Ultimate Plumber !!

by Shane Vernon March 31, 2008

The Cincinnati Plumbers Union

A term used to describe someone who is part of the homosexual community

"I heard you're gay" -John
"No way man I'm not part of the Cincinnati plumbers union" -Jack

by The DirtyOlive February 3, 2013

The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.

Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."

by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025

Plums in the oven

A sexual act wherein a man places his testicles inside a woman's vagina.

*over heard from two builders*

"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010