Optomistic ( The Optomistic )

a moron that doesn't live in the real world and likes to pretend that bad things can never happen to them and like to look down realistic ones

"oh man that's one gay optism over there"

by thedude July 13, 2004

THE Optimus Prime

While performing "Whoopie" with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your penis out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the bitch over with the semi.

The cops were impressed with my creative imagination when I conceived THE Optimus Prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.

by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010

should we slide on the opps?

i don’t know, should we? 🤷 ♂️🤷🤷 ♀️

should we slide on the opps?

by BluOrang65 March 4, 2023

priming the optimus

Another slang term used for "Masterbation" (choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, etc.) used in the RiffTrax commentary for the film TRANSFORMERS. The term is a referrence to the character Optimus Prime from the film, as well as the T.V. series.

Poor guy, his mom caught him priming the optimus.

by Carloslpz May 1, 2008

Phantom Of The opera

An overblown, overhyped, overscored musical adaptation of Gaston Leroux' 1911 novel. Music by Andrew Lloyd Webber, who has ripped his tunes and style from Puccini and then beat them into the ground with an enormous sledgehammer.

Reduces the original novel, a satirical Gothic pastiche, to a simplified would-be meaningful, actually-is crap melodrama.

Includes such pathetic lyrics as rhyming "succumb to me" with "succumb to me," completely eviscerates the character of Raoul, and makes the 19th-century operatic genius the Phantom sound like a 1980s rock star.

I'm sorry I wasted $50 on a ticket to 'The Phantom of the Opera.' I thought it was a stage adaptation of the excellent 1925 silent Lon Cheney movie.

by Roz McClure February 10, 2005

the opiate of the masses

see atheism

atheism is the opiate of the masses

under communism's dictatorial rule of atheism and state opium production flourishes,then they get all of the people really high and then they shoot them all

just for fun i guess

by sick fucks them atheists March 7, 2005

Phantom of the opera

When you cum on half of a girl's face and let it run down her face so she looks like a organ playing freak.

Last night after sex I turned my girl's face to the side while she was sleeping and gave her a Phantom of the Opera

by Mr.Lovyrman January 8, 2010