by Ballagang February 6, 2023
Get the Brown kayak mug.The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.
by weave November 24, 2003
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"Yeahh i sank the kayak"
Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?
Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"
Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?
Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak
by Matt - Drunk fox of the day February 26, 2009
Get the Sink the kayak mug.When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.
We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.
Oh, she was Working From Kayak.
Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.
Oh, she was Working From Kayak.
Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.
by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013
Get the Working From Kayak mug.One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.
by Kayakbrother1 January 11, 2014
Get the kayak brother mug.The act of a pair of people engaging in the same sex position as the pair of people next to them. A tandem foursome. Often gay men.
A: Did you see how much they enjoyed us kayaking them?
B: Yeah, when you can see both their faces in missionary. Let's invest in a mirror for when we fuck them doggie-style.
A: Why do we need a mirror when you can watch two people do the same thing right next to us.
B: Touché.
B: Yeah, when you can see both their faces in missionary. Let's invest in a mirror for when we fuck them doggie-style.
A: Why do we need a mirror when you can watch two people do the same thing right next to us.
B: Touché.
by Jelloant August 9, 2016
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Guy 2: You sail in the Devil's kayak?
Guy: To Hades and back bruh, to Hades and back.
Guy 2: You sail in the Devil's kayak?
Guy: To Hades and back bruh, to Hades and back.
by Juice_willis March 15, 2016
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