The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024

Closet Diddler

Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"

Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

Salt Diddler

A man who aspires to be a sugar daddy, but is to busy diddle daddling around

I had to cut off my sugar daddy because he was actually a salt diddler

by aholllley May 19, 2024

Diddler

Diddler

An abuser, molester a freaky untalented ass-rapper who abuses everyone, no one is safe around this motherfucker he's more commonly know as Puffy, Puff, Diddy, P Diddy, Sean 'P Diddy' Combs

Is that a plane, is it a bird noooo!!!😱 it's the Diddler hide your anuses!!!

by Ramesh.Syke June 18, 2024

Trampoline Diddler

A new swearword able to dodge the Youtube demonetisation scheme.
Created by Ciaran Carlin in his bedroom 2019

Stephen tries smells l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ like a trampoline diddler

by zaackingdom March 21, 2019

Diddler

A woman in a relationship who is keen to the idea of “Assplay” with her totally straight boyfriend.

“Yo do you remember Hannah?? Yeah Dude i heard she’s a Diddler now.”

by StonedColdSteve September 26, 2023

Diddler

A form of touching you really don’t want

I am a true diddler “hunter” at heart

by SammmmmRrrr June 25, 2024