crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...

I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!

by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017

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nora. displays crack head behavior and does stuff that people judge her for and boys don’t like her cause she’s weird

that crack head over there scares the boys.

by cracker head August 30, 2019

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Precious Soto

Girl: Whats the name of that crack-head?

Precious:EaT mY wiEneR hold up dId u eAt mY dOg?

Boy: Precious, Precious Soto

by iTsjOjoSWiAAAAAAAAa September 24, 2019

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The definition of a crack head is my dad

Wow Jeff, your dad looks like a while crack head

by Elizabeth the Word Knower October 3, 2018

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sophisticated crack head

sophisticated crack head- is a woman that was a morbidly obese person, that receives bariatric surgery, she becomes petite, very cute and physically attractive.

Wow! How much weight have you lose? You remind me of a sophisticated crack head!

by drteebro April 13, 2021

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