When a dude fucks a chick when she is just getting off of her rag, and blows inside of her. Then after he cums he finishes her off by eating her out! The mixture of coagulated period blood, jiz, and spit is what makes up the Twat Cobbler
by snailtrailprkway February 02, 2013
by Chad McBad July 31, 2008
A Squat Cobbler also known in some areas as a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.
by Sal T Penuz April 03, 2016
A raunchy, unshaven vagina that is incidentally on its period. When its in the state of ultimate grossness, it gives off the appearance of the tasty dessert, cherry cobbler!
Charles thought he was going to get lucky, but when he removed Shirlena's underpants, he was repulsed and disturbed to find a CHERRY COBBLER!
by cherrycobbler December 05, 2008
Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".
At the Red Hen restaurant:
Customer: "What's good for dessert?"
Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"
Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."
Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"
Customer: "What's good for dessert?"
Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"
Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."
Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018
Related to dropping the cosby kids off at the pool, this is a noun referring to a nasty diarrhea-like shit. Imagine a peach cobbler dessert that is brown.
Dude, what the heck is that horrible smell in the bathroom?
- It's the batch of Cosby Cobbler I just whipped up!
- It's the batch of Cosby Cobbler I just whipped up!
by LouDawg August 30, 2006
a creature that comes from the corn fields in the midddle of the night to steal your underwear and cobble your butt.
by corngobbler August 12, 2011