puke cleaner

Someone who gets stuck cleaning up their puke or their friends puke after partying.
Or
Someone who uses a broom to clean up puke

I had a party last night and I had to clean up Jeff's puke this morning. Guess I have to be the puke cleaner today.
Or
I had to sweep up Jeff's puke from last night with a broom the puke cleaner

by djnightshade99 December 6, 2010

carpet cleaner

cunnilingus; carpet munching ; eating out; oral sex

My boyfriend is an awesome carpet cleaner, he cleaned my carpet and I came all over his face!

by Master Muncher November 15, 2006

cop cleaner

Also referred to as a bird dog; Someone who will flush the cops out of the brush

A car passes you on the highway, doing 10-15mph better than your speed.

Passenger: Hey, why are you speeding up? you trying to catch him?
Driver: Nope, found a cop cleaner (bird dog) to flush out the speed traps!

by OneFaller September 28, 2005

Neutral Cleaner

A cleaner that is considered neutral because it rates a zero in all four hazard categories required by OSHA to be labeled on workplace chemicals.

It is also neutral in everything else.

Neutral Cleaner has the ability to cure cancer if it wanted to. Too bad it never cares.

by The Panther of Silence May 23, 2008

air cleaner

A substance used to deodorize a room after the act of fucking so hard the smell left behind is pure shit

"Where is the air cleaner," Addie said after heart pounding sex.

by Jack Morris March 11, 2008

Carpet Cleaner, The

When you are doing a girl doggy style on a rug or carpet and you grab her hands so that her face falls into the carpet.

I gave stephanie the carpet cleaner yesterday. She got pissed and stormed out.

by Greg H March 17, 2003

Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.

Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006