Blinded by the puss

This is when a man is so consumed with getting ass from his girlfriend, it's all he can think about. He's "blind" to everything else around him, because in his mind, he just wants that pussy or "puss." Symptoms of "blinded by the puss" include not picking up the phone when your boy's call (because you are with your girl), not wanting to do anything but nest in the house with your girl, buying your girl anything and everything she wants, catering to your girl's schedule at ALL times, and always being on call for anything your girl wants to do. You basically become a variation of a zombie (only doing what your girl wants you to do). This is a variation of "pussy whipped."

Dude # 1 : What's the deal with your boy not wanting to hang out anymore?...That guy used to be awesome to hang around...what gives?

Dude # 2 : Dude, he's so "blinded by the puss" that he can't think straight anymore.

by Kam842 October 26, 2007

Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.

Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.

by pineapples8264 April 12, 2016

blinded by the light

having the need to make a very messy bowel movement (revved up like a deuce)

oh man, i had some bad Mexican food last night, and now I'm blinded by the light!

by halo6819 May 1, 2010

Blinded by the cock

The man is just that good with his cock by no matter what he does it is good.

Man he is a douche but i was blinded by the cock

by john tek January 8, 2006

Blinded by the BJ

When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.

Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!

You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!

You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!

Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!

You: alright.. Whatever you say...

Later

Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was

fucking disgusting!?

You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!

by RyGuyW September 23, 2011

blinded by the light

Cumming in your eye when you're masturbating.

George felt embarrassed when his sister caught him blinded by the light.

by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007

blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night

it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.

Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night

by Summers Eve February 28, 2005