Keef Splat

A small amount of keef added to the top of a loaded weed bowl to spice it up.

If you let me smoke that bowl with you, i'll add a keef splat since i'm all of out weed man.

by AK&JC November 14, 2017

Splat Tat

When a man has a tattoo on their upper shoulder that men splat on

Dude that guy totally busted on my Splat Tat

by Dragonhawkthunder May 24, 2019

splat attack

The aftermath of severe diarrhoea whilst using the lavatory.

Jesus Christ that was a splat attack, you might want to give that a minute

by raidiohead44 August 22, 2017

oh splat!

What you would say before your inkling (or octoling) gets splatted.

CQ Cumber: You let the 8 ball fall...
Player: Oh splat!
CQ Cumber: Test failed.

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 October 28, 2018

Splat Trap

A subdued and less vagrant version of the widely used term "cum bucket", although they are not one in the same. The former denotes acceptance of volume while the latter indicates single serving.

While reserved mainly for those who consider themselves within the top tier of society, it is important to remember that Richard Gere did in fact snag himself a cum bucket and not a splat trap in Pretty Woman.

by Sir Kameron of the Chancellor January 17, 2015

jingle splats

Its where you stick a christmas bell in your ass, and then you go eat a bunch of hot buffalo wings. Then you wait until you have to shit, then you fuck your girlfriend and right when shes about to finish, you jump on top of her, ass ready to fire and blow your shitload. Then yell, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ITS JINGLE SPLATS, BITCH!"

BITCH ITS CHRISTMAS, GET READY FOR JINGLE SPLATS TIME!!!

by Kincade_cunt October 18, 2009

Gurgle Splat

The sound of saliva hitting the cold pavement, and/or, the sound of someone gargling and then spewing it in the sink. Basically a sound effect to use in a conversation that is going stale.

"When you spit that sucker out it went Gurgle Splat!"

" And the noise went gurgle splat, and it hit the ground."

by La-Lizzay November 12, 2005